Before we rock out a rather large post, let’s do a little Van Halen-inspired stretching before we start.

There.

All limbered up?

Good!

Well, the Noah movie has apparently been something of an issue in the last little while, and I’ve had this post in the works for a week but spent a day with my son in the hospital and then had a wife that was out of commission for several days.  That may mean by the time this gets out, the hype might have died, but I write mostly for myself and a handful of others (like my wife); if my readers all enjoy it, that’s only a bonus for me!  Speaking of my review of the Noah movie, it’s below (or if you’re reading this in my archives, it’s here).

I went and saw it shortly after it opened, but I admit I hadn’t done much…